Hermaeus and Simple Tools

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  1. What Is Hermaeus
  2. Things I Learned
    1. Forever Is A Myth
    2. RTFM
    3. Tests Are Good
    4. Goals Are Also Good
    5. Utility Means Everything
  3. Conclusion

What Is Hermaeus

In case you didn’t know, and haven’t yet looked at the “My TES Writings” part of the navigation menu, one of my larger hobbies involves hanging out on a forum for discussing and creating lore for the Elder Scrolls universe. If you hadn’t figured out I was a huge nerd from the computer stuff yet, well, I am.

The community in which I found myself involved is a wonderfully vibrant place, and we pride ourselves on the level of volume and quality of posts the community members create to talk about existing lore, or make new things up for each other to talk about. The best of these are collected into a giant list called the Compendium.

Unfortunately, the Compendium doesn’t copy the posts stored in it; it just references the original posts. Which means that any damage done to the originals is damage done to the Compendium as well. That is not the kind of behavior desirable in a library, but there hasn’t been much we could do about it. By the time anyone (by which I mean, I) realized there was a problem, the Compendium had two thousand entries and so manually copying all the posts that still existed was obviously not going to happen.

As it so happens, though, I had been reading up on reddit’s API for a different project on the subreddit, and so I decided to take matters into my own hands.

In about six hours (I’ll let you guess which six… it was 2300-0500), I had drawn up a prototype script that was capable of logging into reddit, finding the Compendium index page, sniffing out the reference links, following them, and downloading the posts. It took my script over an hour to crawl the 1,951 links on the index page and download their contents. It took me about ten minutes into that process to realize that many of the documents I was saving just said [deleted], so I tacked in the functionality to inspect a post to see if it was deleted or not before saving, which brought the archive down to 1,634 posts.

This may come as a surprise to some, but certain mental states have significant influence on programming ability. Sleep deprivation and intoxication are the two more prominent ones, to the point where there’s a joke about the ideal BAC for programming inspiration. For me, sleeplessness is my drug of choice. And it actually works!

Unfortunately, the genius of exhaustion’s code is matched by its ugliness.

So I scrapped the first script and rebuilt Hermaeus properly over the course of the day after that morning, when I could approach it with some sleep and mulling over the design.

I’m proud to say that Hermaeus is my first actually useful tool, officially published, able to be used by someone who isn’t me. Granted, it’s a Ruby CLI script, so the audience isn’t going to be much wider, but it’s a start.

Things I Learned

Forever Is A Myth

The main lesson of Hermaeus is that it is never too soon to start making backups of important things. The internet doesn’t actually mean forever; in fact, the internet is incredibly transient in most cases. There’s so much information generated and published these days that we can’t help but lose huge quantities of it in the churn, and most people don’t notice. Unless, like /r/teslore did, they make lists of links and call that a library, and slowly those links start dying.


Another lesson from my work on Hermaeus was to READ THE FANCY MANUAL. it’s a core part of programmer jargon for a reason, and a good lesson for everyday life.

Do you know why the first Hermaeus took over an hour to chew through the Compendium, and even then it crashed several times and I had to manually adjust its selection window and restart it?

I didn’t realize I could ask reddit for posts in large batches, so I was making an individual request for each entry, and waiting the requisite one second between requests to keep the server from cutting me off. That made the process spend the vast, vast majority of its time waiting on the network, which is never a good bound to have on your program’s operating speed because the network is slow.

After I read the documentation on the reddit API and discovered I could make batch requests, I also learned that a batch of nearly two thousand is too big for the network to carry. So I wrote a monkeypatch for Ruby’s Array class to break up an array into chunks, which worked wonderfully, not realizing that such a method already existed in the standard library and I just had to turn it on.

But at least it was good exercise.

Tests Are Good

I didn’t use formal testing on either implementation of Hermaeus. I really should have; that failure is why Hermaeus is version 1.0.2 instead of 1.0.0; I deployed it to a clean machine and promptly found two bugs because I was testing in my development environment, not in a cleanroom.

I also spent easily as much time in the debugger as I did actually writing code. Ruby’s pry console is a magical, wonderful, tool, and I had to use it in depth every time I wanted to slightly tweak a function or check what was coming out of the network.

Goals Are Also Good

I set out to build Hermaeus with a pretty clear goal: Look at two types of index page on /r/teslore, dereference the links on those pages, and scrape those posts to the filesystem.

Hermaeus does exactly that.

I started getting feature creep at the end; the Archivist class which actually writes files to disk also reformats the text.

Rather than keep going down the rabbit hole of adding more features onto Hermaeus (though I do have some planned, such as: storing in a database; performing general scraping without a specific index; updating stored posts with extra data like categories), I stopped at a 1.0 release and left that list sitting in my TODO list.

Utility Means Everything

It doesn’t matter how well designed a piece of software is, if it never gets used. Hermaeus is completely useless right now, because its output – a slew of Markdown text – just sits on the filesystem. It’s like a library with no front door and no catalogue cards.

So my next project is to make a web interface so that Hermaeus can be put to real use.


Programming really needs to be more mainstream and commonplace. Computers are a huge and integral part of modern life.

And yet many people have no idea how to actually control the machines they use; we stick to pre-assembled tools and interfaces and if there isn’t a convenient solution to a problem, the problem goes unsolved or badly solved. It’s like only eating frozen dinners because you don’t cook, and what’s worse, most houses don’t have a kitchen. (I’m exaggerating slightly, but seriously, programming on Windows has higher hurdles than on macOS, which has higher hurdles than on Linux.)

I spent a day or so thinking about this and came up with a simple tool that fills a need I didn’t even realize I had until recently. It’s nothing special to look at, it’s not a groundbreaking new development in terms of functionality, but it’s useful for my life. And being able to make little conveniences like that is incredibly empowering, and something on which many people are missing out.

Everyone has unique lives and needs. Make things that fit you, rather than trying to make you fit things that already exist. It’s the little touches that make all the difference.

This applies to pretty much everything; I personally just happen to have the most talent at applying it to computers. I imagine carpenters decry IKEA much in the same way, yet here I sit at an IKEA desk. But hey, at least I did something.