Alexander Payne

Pronouns: he/they


I’m a programmer and Boy Scout currently living in Madison, Wisconsin. When I’m not at work or in the wilderness, I like to write Rust, SCUBA dive, woodwork, tell my cat how good he is, drive across the continent, and listen to way, way too much girlpop.

I am currently looking for my next opportunity! You can read my long-form résumé to see if I would be a good fit for your company.

I’ve previously worked as a software engineer at Fastly on the H2O web server, at Amazon Web Services bringing Rust to embedded devices, and at Space Dynamics Laboratory building and operating research small-satellites.

I also volunteer with a local Scout troop, teaching aquatics and wilderness travel.

Contact Info

You may reach me through any of the methods listed here. My phone number, like that of most Americans, is relentlessly spammed so I don’t broadcast it anymore. You are welcome, but by no means required, to use my public key. It’s a good idea but an irritating practice.

If you do have my phone number, you should, but by no means must, use Signal to text me. Again, it’s more a habit thing than anything else; normal texts are also fine.

Social Policy

I have believed in the virtues of a strong and diverse social graph since the day I moved to Utah and found myself without any local friends. Please feel free to interact with me through any of these media and I will do my best to respond in kind.

If you are geographically near† me, I will gladly hang out with you at least twice in any setting you like. I am fine with catching a meal or drinks, and I always love anything outdoors or otherwise scenic. I am a fairly tall man and I recognize what this implies for a lot of people’s decision-making process, so here are some explicit promises:

  • I will never ask for a non-public setting, nor will I approach to within my arms’ reach without invitation.
  • At your discretion, you may freely suggest a less than public setting, or step closer.
  • I will not initiate physical contact but I accept the usual American fare of handshakes and hugs.

†: I have a relatively loose definition of “near”, and I usually broadcast my movements on Twitter. This offer absolutely stands when I am traveling as well as when I am home.